I'm Mike.

Based in Minneapolis, Minnesota of all places in the world. Currently lead writer on Arby’s at Fallon. I also write creative non-fiction, through which I’ve covered things like Canadian comedian Red Green’s odd book release tour of hardware stores and posh book shops, chronicled the trials and tribulations of being an abysmal fly fisherman, and was somehow the expert authority on vegetarian Thanksgivings for Los Angeles public radio.

This site is out of date. Give me time, I just got back from living in Turkey and writing a children’s adventure novel for a year.

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